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Cheaper than a marriage counselor! And makes a great light hearted Hens Night Gift or Wedding Gift

Doctor Sigmond Fraud says:

"Za Marriage Survival Kit can save za marriage form za disastrous final act: ZA DIVORCE! I have made zis my life's vork to develop zis shpecial kit for save za marriage. Save thousands of dollars, und lots of time. Forget about za lawyers who are za only one's who benefit from za divorce, und get back to my favorite part ze hot mek-up sex!"

Contents: -

• Massage Lotion (rub a dub, dub)
• Spanish Fly (Get'em in the mood the easy way)
• Writing device (For when you cant find the words)
• Rope (For the ties that bind)
• Tickler (Safer than boxing gloves and fits in the box)
• Whistle (Time out, foul, penalty kick)
• Kissing lips (Always puckered and ready to go)
• Bandage (For a broken heart)