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Introducing Inflatable Doll John, he's got no dong, but great fun at parties.

So what can you do with an inflatable doll that has no member?

1. Stick him inside the Bride to Be's car in the drivers seat in an upright position as if he is driving. Watch as people pass and stare, but more importantly, watch the Bride to Be's face when she returns to her car, it will be price less.
2. Wait till the Bride to Be retires in a drunken stupor at the end of the night. Make sure she is sound asleep, inflate John and slip him in bed along side her and wait for the screams in the morning.
3. As a forfeit for loosing a dare, make the Bride to Be spend the rest of the night with John along side her. How? Place John up against the Bride to Be's back, facing forward and apply stick tape around the two of them at chest and waist height.
4. Fill him with helium and attach him to 10 meters of sting and float him above the venue of the Hens Party so no one can mistake where that party is at.

Great laugh for Hens Nights.