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She's 3 feet tall, she holds your cold beer on her head, and she wont say a word all night!

Meet The Perfect Date!

She's the woman you always dreamed of ... and more. No teeth to bite, perfectly natural breasts, and no hair to fall of and get you into trouble with the girlfreind or wife. Best of all, you never have to wine and dine her and she always puts out!

You'll never leave the house again!

8 Reasons to purchase The Perfect Date

1. Her accomodating mouth has no teeth and she doesnt yap.
2. Her firm perky breasts come with a life time anti sagging guarantee.
3. She can't get knocked up.
4. She doesnt have any fingers, so she wont be able to take the money out of your wallet.
5. She has weighted feet, which means she doesnt fall over and she cant run away.
6. She's 3 foot tall, so the beer holder is at the perfect height and so is the toothless mouth.
7. No genitals means no foreplay.
8. She's great for Bucks Nights