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The glow in the dark bed snake bat is the most effective form of birth control ever invented!

This is one hell of a willy whacking girls best friend. It has been designed so that you locate it in pitch dark conditions.

This whacking bat should only be used when the member in question is of a dangerous and threatening size.

Note that one vicious lob should do the trick, but in some cases extra shots may be needed at different angles.

We strongly advise the user to: -

• Have an alternative living address.
• Have a good contact in the legal profession.
• Use ear plugs during the strike.